Somehow, Big Brother knew it was my birthday and inundated my email inbox with goodies. And so I share…
Go Daddy.com
Nothing says “Happy Birthday” like a smaller sized font with a caveat of spending at least $65 followed by an asterisk. Mmm. Gets my juices flowing.
… And by the way, how the hell does one ever spend $65 at GoDaddy.com? I own four domains and I’ve never spent $65 at one time.
IHOP
Touche, IHOP.
Office Depot
Keep reading.
Office Max
And there we go. There’s nothing like two extremely hot office supply stores fighting for a spot on my birthday to-do list. Office Depot and Office Max, I can watch you two mud-wrestle in your bikinis all day.
Virgin Atlantic
Extremely warm email. Most likely will be followed up with some Flash-based shenanigan.
Virgin Atlantic Flash-based Shenanigan
After some beautiful animation of a plane going by clouding a message for me, I realize that Virgin Atlantic seems to believe that I was a mistake…
A Very Corporate Birthday in my email inbox, indeed.
